What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the American mobile phone number format?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Are you offended if Democrats call Republicans "weird"?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever